I have a sliver of German heritage, and am damn proud of it. I'm also Greek, Italian, and a notch of Native American. I can curse up a storm, am
very faintly bilingual, love imagining myself in the Hetalia world, and am a writer (and occasional artist).
I actually did have blue hair at one point (but the blue wasn't that bright, and I didn't have a mohawk. The blue mohawk is just my online persona), I've got a near-invisible scar by my right eyebrow from a biking accident when I was ten, and I wear size 11 in women's shoes (US).
I name inanimate electronic objects. My laptop is Eli, my old laptop was Chris, my tablet is Matthew (make the connection yourself), my Netbook (tiny laptop) is Peter Kirkland (I'm about ready to tape eyebrows on it), my car (pretty bronze color) is Carmen Hernandez Carriedo, and my phone is Sir Richard, on account of how I shout at said phone how it's such a dick sometimes.
And that's really all you need to know about me.
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Ficlets in ProgressYou'll find the progress of the next upcoming ficlet here, so you can see the amount of ground I make per day.